Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Birthdate Compatibiluty

The day he died




Mega
My dear, no have the highest wages, will not have the best infrastructure, will not bond, we have the 80-20 and that's it. But there was one thing that's different from other companies, something that made me feel proud and envied all my friends who do not work here: "Mega is a place where you can take."

In Mega exists a camaraderie not seen in many places, people really have no appreciation and co-workers are single you see from 8 to 5. This is why it had become a tradition to meet on Friday (sometimes Thursday) after completing the work day to buy some soft drinks, put a car with little music (A low volume of course) and talk straw. This activity brought together people from all levels of the company from managers to programmers, to leaders and specialists.


people obviously are not many resources, which pay 7 BsF + VAT for a beer at a tavern is not feasible for all, plus a tavern not have your own music , clean bathrooms and other advantages offered us taking in front of our beloved company, for this reason that the tradition of "Taking Mega" had endured so much.

Then came the fateful day, 23 March, a day that will be remembered for all workers of Mega as The day she died fun ", which will account below

's 5 pm on a Tuesday, when a person (I will not mention names) approached me and said:

Mr X: "Catire 2 to 3?"
Me: Mr X Today is Tuesday just what you?, Plus I have a commitment.
Mr X: Well catire you're missing.
Me: Yeah, well, very careful.

Me goodbye and nose if it was haze or smoke in the air but had a bad feeling.

next day when I arrived at work, everyone tells me to read my mail urgent, that something terrible had happened. Yes, in my inbox was an email saying the policy was strictly forbidden to take in or near the premises of Mega, this was a shock to me, a feeling of sadness came over me and a tear slid down my cheek .

Once I recovered from the impact, I wondered, what happened?, After so long without taking into mega claims that could have happened to change everything overnight. So began my detective work and I learned that the reason for the ban was that Mr X. and company left evidence of soft drinks in full view and when the directive came in the morning they found and took the steps they took.

But here we, Mega has passed the ban in the past and hopefully out of this. For safety and respect will not release the identity of Mr. X, but here we leave them a fuzzy picture that does not reveal his identity:










Thursday, March 18, 2010

Astrostart Flashes 6 Times Won't Start

All Mega fun went to the Bolivariana! Mega


Yes, but not to study, but remove the card.


As if giving fans or bread flour, mega workers went overwhelmingly to the Bolivarian University MESMA order to get the card. Of course you all have card, but an additional one is never over, you never know when dam a door and have to open it with the card.

Even the top management was present at the place and made his tail like all of us.


The only ones who did not attend this great event was the technology that people were taking care of mega and loading hours, but they said they would develop an abstract class that made serializable bonds.




Free Kamehasutra 2 Comic Online

Tuite!

Since no We can be left behind in technology because we are a software company, we decided to create the Mega Tuite. For what I do not know (Indians), twitter is a tool that allows you to post comments of what you are doing or going on around you.

As I have said Mega is a very interesting and funny things happen all the time, which was the reason for creating the mega blog. But the mega blog is really useful for news long and cumbersome, while with twitter we can take the time and send emails without the news at the moment they pass, they can even see them from your blackberry.

twitter address is http://twitter.com/megatuiter if you already have twitter account you can follow us, if you have no account, can they expect? not open an old, facebook and step fashion. Anyway is not required to open an account and you can see the messages coming into http://twitter.com/megatuiter

PS: The Mega Blog does not die, will for the most important news.

Bye ...



Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Stage 1 Endometriosis

Chronicles of an office with electricity rationing rage attack

few weeks ago in the office informed us they were going to take steps to lower power consumption so that the government not close our beloved company, which would be a shame (right?).

first started with simple measures such as removing one or two bulb, which only affects us in sight, but that there are matters for that lens. Then they told us that we switched off the computers when we finished our workday, which sounds sensible, but give me some annoyance the next day to wait 3 minutes to boot up the computer.

Obviously, these small measures failed to achieve the goals that were needed, so they had to ration the most sacred to an office worker "Air Conditioning". Every time you turned off the air conditioning was worse than being in the metro Plaza Venezuela at 5 pm, after much suffering employees decided to seek a solution, so we got into MercadoLibre.com and saw a guy who had the solution of the Century "USB fans."

The article showed pictures of large and powerful fan that was fed by the computer's USB port, had a cost of 55 BsF each, the offer of the century!. So we gave the money to a buddy that was on his motorcycle and bought 15 fans!. Our friend came and showed us our excellent buy:


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These fans helped at least a little to mitigate heat, but it was not enough, so I had to take a radical measure, which hurt me a lot but it was necessary, I had to cut my beautiful hair. As I was cutting Cool but it was a huge sacrifice, but now I'm much cooler haha.

Finally, the company took pity on our pain and decided to start a true fan. For that reason our engineers installed infrastructure fans sure the finish was excellent.

But all these hardships and sufferings were not in vain, today received a visit from staff of EDC and we put a nice label that confirms that if we achieve the goal!

So the moral is that after much effort, dedication and work in inhuman conditions, you get a reward .....( label).

Greetings,

Hector J.